Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pandora Boxx will be a contestant on Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race!

I'm so incredibly excited to finally be able to say that, yes indeed, I will be a contestant on Logo's hit show: RuPaul's Drag Race (Season 2)!  It was a truly amazing experience and I think you are in store for an amazing season!!!!

Check out the promo for the show and my individual promo!



And mine:


My play was a HIT!

We had FOUR SOLD OUT SHOWS! The audiences loved the show! Thank you to Method Machine for producing this play with me and special thanks to David Henderson and amazing director! And the great crew! And of course the AAAA-mazing cast of the show, you all were fantastic!

Thanks for making a gal's dream come true! You all rock!

Check out a few write-ups of the show:

Rochester City Newspaper

The Daily Messenger

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

Look for the new & improved Lipstick Massacre to return in the Spring of 2010!!!!


Pandora Boxx as Daphne Von Hausenpfeffer


Or on Twitter!

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

My play THE LIPSTICK MASSACRE opens Friday!

Please come check out the new play I wrote and will star in: The Lipstick Massacre!  It has an amazing cast who are all hysterical and it has been wonderfully directed.  You'll love it!

It opens this Friday at MuCCC!  Go to www.methodmachine.org for all the details and to purchase tickets.

There is also an Premiere Party following Friday's performance at Edibles! www.ediblesrochester.com

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Oprah Pees for 10 Minutes



I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard but it does and I swear a little pee came out when I did.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

And I thought that child birth video I saw as a kid made me gay...

If I had seen this, I think I would have moved to an all male populated island somewhere in the Pacific.  Now that I think about it that could still be really hot... ANYWAYS, check out this supposed educational doll:




The quote on the bottom is what makes this posting priceless.

http://www.regretsy.com/category/dolls/

Thursday, October 08, 2009

I'm nominated for Rochester's Best Drag Queen! Vote Now!

I'm one of four nominated performers for Rochester's Best Drag Queen!  You can vote on the final ballot until October 30.  So please vote now (you must vote in 40 categories to have it count as a legit vote)!!

Rochester City Newspaper


Cupcake Cars!

I want a Cupcake Car for Christmas please!! But it MUST have the matching hat!




















CUPCAKE CARS!

Monday, October 05, 2009

Madonna & Gaga FIGHT!

This skit from Saturday Night Live is pretty funny! I love Lady Gaga even more! Of course I love Madonna, but you probably already know that.



And this one with Lady Gaga and Andy Samberg is pretty funny too!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

This makes me ashamed to be human.

Cows Left to Suffer
for Land O' Lakes.
.

A new PETA undercover investigation inside a Land O'Lakes supplier facility in Pennsylvania has revealed routine neglect and cruelty to cows who are milked for the Fortune 250 company's products. Over the course of several months, the investigation documented deplorable, filthy conditions for cows on the farm, such as pens that were filled with deep excrement (see video and photos), and cows who suffered from ailments and conditions so severe that they collapsed and became "downers" but were not put out of their misery or given veterinary care in a timely manner, if at all.
Land O'Lakes "inspected" the farm as recently as June 2009 and even noted that there were areas in need of cleaning (including the milking parlor walls!) but approved the facility nonetheless.  
Cows on dairy factory farms are not given much more than the numbered tag that is punched through their ears to identify them. Read more about what happened to a few of the cows who lived and died miserably at one such farm. 

The farm's owner and one of his sons were caught on video electro-shocking cows who were in too much pain to stand up. One of the farmer's sons kicked a cow and jabbed her with the blade of a pocket knife. Both the father and son have now been charged with cruelty to animals.
The dairy industry's standard forms of cruelty also led to suffering for these cows. In order to make milking easier, cows' tails were amputated by tightly binding them with elastic bands, causing the skin and tissue to slowly die and slough off and leaving the animals unable to swat away flies, which, in addition to tormenting the cows, also led to the spread of disease. Tail-docking is unnecessary and cruel, which is why it has been condemned by the American Veterinary Medical Association.

Dairy farmers don’t allow cows―whose pregnancies last for nine months, just like human pregnancies―to spend any significant time with their calves, who are taken from their mothers shortly after birth. Cows are intelligent animals who can remember things for a long time, and they have the capacity to worry about the future.

PETA's investigation also reveals cows and calves who were kept in pens and barns whose floors were covered with deep excrement, which caused foot and hoof problems and fostered the spread of disease. Calves rescued from the farm had pneumonia, "manure scald," ringworm, pinkeye, and parasites. Some cows suffered respiratory distress and had pus-filled nasal discharge streaming down their faces. Abscesses were common on the farm—some of them burst and oozed pus, even as cows were being milked, as can be seen in our video.

World-renowned meat and dairy industry expert Dr. Temple Grandin, after reviewing the footage, said, "The conditions are absolutely atrocious. ... It was obvious that the place was seldom cleaned and ... that many sick animals were not receiving veterinary treatment. ... The dairy manager totally NEGLECTED his animals. ... Many animals suffer greatly." 

PETA is calling on Land O'Lakes to implement and enforce a 12-point animal welfare plan to govern all cooperative members' dairy-farming operations, which will eliminate some of the worst abuses to cows raised for their milk. Write to Land O'Lakes President Christopher Policinski now and urge him to implement the plan today. Of course, the best way for you to help prevent cows from suffering these abuses is to go vegan and stop consuming dairy products. Explore our "Vegetarian Starter Kit" for recipes and tips to get started today.

 Please go to this link, watch the video and send out a letter saying how appalled you are:
https://secure.peta.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=2515

Friday, September 25, 2009

I *heart* glee

I really, really love FOX's new show GLEE!  I think it's clever, fun and so much fun to watch.  Jane Lynch is genius in everything she does.  That said, I think the entire cast is fantastic!  If you haven't watched the show yet you've got to check it out. 



Here's a scene from this week's episode:
♥

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Shake Weight!

Every once in awhile a true gem is introduced into the marketing world.  Now it is time to witness the product of 2009.  It is the SHAKE WEIGHT!  I'm not really sure what the hell they were thinking when they made this commercial but it is simply priceless.  Do you think some pervy guys were sitting around getting quite a chuckle over this one?  Or perhaps they wanted their lady-friends to be able to give a more powerful reach-around.




The best is Ellen's take on the Shake Weight!  I love her.  Just watch:







Posh Spice IS a Sleestack!





Separated at birth?? 

Monday, September 21, 2009

Mysterious Panama Creature!

I think I've seen this creature perform in Rochester before.

The video Miley should have made...

So this video actually makes me like this song... a little.  It ranks up there as one of the gayest videos ever and I love it!  It's actually shot well and the boys are hot :)  What more do you need?  Hot boys running around, shirtless singing Miley Cirus' "Party in the USA," I think that makes for a great day.